Empire at War
Dice Based Pseudonyms
Part 2
Welcome back for the second half of the dice-based pseudonyms. If you don’t know what I am talking about, please see my previous article here! Basically, my SO says funny things when we open up packs of Destiny and these are the results of your box openings for Empire at War. All of these are based on just looking at the dice as we open packs not looking at the cards at all so if you get confused, look at the dice and pretend you know very little of the Star Wars universe, haha, I don’t want to waste to much time talking so let’s just get into it!
Ralph – Kanan Jarus
I don’t know either…haha…
The Microscopy from the Sims – LRIK Sonic Cannon
I would not wanna put my eye to that eyepiece.
Synchronized Light Saber Swimming – Coordination
It begs the question, what happens to a lightsaber in the pool?
Lord Voldemort with a Hat -Seventh Sister
ID9 Death Eater Droids
BB-8 in Spider Form – Probe Droid
All droids look the same, don’t they?
Spider-Woman, The Egg Edition – Bazine Netal
I say thermal detonator, you say spider egg.
Rock Dog – Bossk
Like The Thing’s lovable canine companion.
Inspector Gadget With a Mexican hat – LL-30 Blaster Pistol
I think she meant sombrero…maybe?
Yanni – Quinlan Voss
Just for reference
Hutt Titties – Hutt Ties
Well, it does have at least 2 sets of boobs in it I think…
Fashion Police – Lead by Example
On the fashion runways of Hoth, Blue Steel has a whole new meaning.
Curb-Stomp – Relby-V10 Mortar Gun
The Rock Dog bringing the pain!
Well, that is all for this expansion folks. What did you think? Should I do this for the next set or hold off and post them just for friends on Facebook? Let me know in the comments and I will see you later. Time to Jump!
-Kyle