The Hyperlane Report: Empire at War – Dice Based Pseudonyms Part 2


Empire at War

Dice Based Pseudonyms

Part 2

Welcome back for the second half of the dice-based pseudonyms. If you don’t know what I am talking about, please see my previous article here! Basically, my SO says funny things when we open up packs of Destiny and these are the results of your box openings for Empire at War. All of these are based on just looking at the dice as we open packs not looking at the cards at all so if you get confused, look at the dice and pretend you know very little of the Star Wars universe, haha, I don’t want to waste to much time talking so let’s just get into it!

Ralph – Kanan Jarus

I don’t know either…haha…

Kanan Jarrus

The Microscopy from the Sims – LRIK Sonic Cannon

I would not wanna put my eye to that eyepiece.

LR1K Sonic Cannon

Synchronized Light Saber Swimming – Coordination

It begs the question, what happens to a lightsaber in the pool?

Coordination

Lord Voldemort with a Hat -Seventh Sister

ID9 Death Eater Droids

Seventh Sister

BB-8 in Spider Form – Probe Droid

All droids look the same, don’t they?

Probe Droid

Spider-Woman, The Egg Edition – Bazine Netal

I say thermal detonator, you say spider egg.

Bazine Netal

Rock Dog – Bossk

Like The Thing’s lovable canine companion.

Bossk

Inspector Gadget With a Mexican hat – LL-30 Blaster Pistol

I think she meant sombrero…maybe?

LL-30 Blaster Pistol

Yanni – Quinlan Voss

Just for reference

Quinlan Vos

Hutt Titties – Hutt Ties

Well, it does have at least 2 sets of boobs in it I think…

Hutt Ties

Fashion Police – Lead by Example

On the fashion runways of Hoth, Blue Steel has a whole new meaning.

Lead by Example

Curb-Stomp – Relby-V10 Mortar Gun

The Rock Dog bringing the pain!

Relby-V10 Mortar Gun

Well, that is all for this expansion folks. What did you think? Should I do this for the next set or hold off and post them just for friends on Facebook? Let me know in the comments and I will see you later. Time to Jump!

-Kyle

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