The Hyperlane Report: Way of The Force – Dice Based Pseudonyms Part 2

Way of The Force

Dice Based Pseudonyms

Part 2

Welcome back to dice-based pseudonyms! If you don’t know what I am talking about, please see my previous articles here! Basically, my SO says funny things when we open up packs of Destiny and this is part 2 of the results of our box openings for Way of The Force. All of these are based on just looking at the dice as we open packs not looking at the cards at all so if you get confused, look at the dice and pretend you know very little of the Star Wars universe, haha, I don’t want to waste to much time talking so let’s just get into it!

Finn, no imperial soldier, no clone – Executioner

It kind of combines them all really.


Helicoper Sabers – Fifth Brother’s Lightsaber

Just go watch Star Wars Rebels if you don’t get this.

Fifth Brother's Lightsaber

Darth Vader Doing a Force Choke – Force Fear

fearing and choking do look eerily similar.

Force Fear

Angela – Bo-Katan Kryze

Like from the Office!

Bo-Katan Kryze

Lit Stick of Dynamite – Electropole

The most dangerous weapon…


Trooper without a Helmet – Stealthy

A rare state in its natural habitat.


John Cena – Rex

I bet Rex would totally rap for his own theme song.


Even More Annoying C3P0 – 0-0-0

The air of condescension along with the feeling of immense pain!


Luke’s Binoculars – Macrobinoculars

Straight outta Tatooine.


Superman – Force Jump

I am surprised it isn’t Leia on this card, oh wait that would be force fly!

Force Jump

Supreme Leader Dead Pants – Snoke

No one really knows if he ever wore pants.


Generic Bandit A – Lotho Minor Junkers

Like Jawas but not as friendly.

Lotho Minor Junkers

Very Angry Karate Kid – Jedi Sentinel

She tried to be best ’cause your only a Jedi and a Jedi’s gotta learn to lightsaber.

Jedi Sentinel

Anakin Skywalker, The Early Years –  Anakin Skywalker

Not his best album but there are some good songs.

Anakin Skywalker

Dyson Circle Fan – Plo Koon’s Starfighter

We have one of these at out house!.

Plo Koon's Starfighter

I feel like there’s a golf joke in here somewhere but I donno what it is – V-1 Thermal Detonator

The gators are gonna get that ball.

V-1 Thermal Detonator

That is all for this set folks. Make sure to confuse and entertain people with these or your own names to cards and dice in this game. Do you have any from this or the last list you really like? what names do you use to have fun with the game? let us know in the comments below! Time to jump…


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