Way of The Force
Dice Based Pseudonyms
Part 2
Welcome back to dice-based pseudonyms! If you don’t know what I am talking about, please see my previous articles here! Basically, my SO says funny things when we open up packs of Destiny and this is part 2 of the results of our box openings for Way of The Force. All of these are based on just looking at the dice as we open packs not looking at the cards at all so if you get confused, look at the dice and pretend you know very little of the Star Wars universe, haha, I don’t want to waste to much time talking so let’s just get into it!
Finn, no imperial soldier, no clone – Executioner
It kind of combines them all really.
Helicoper Sabers – Fifth Brother’s Lightsaber
Just go watch Star Wars Rebels if you don’t get this.
Darth Vader Doing a Force Choke – Force Fear
fearing and choking do look eerily similar.
Angela – Bo-Katan Kryze
Like from the Office!
Lit Stick of Dynamite – Electropole
The most dangerous weapon…
Trooper without a Helmet – Stealthy
A rare state in its natural habitat.
John Cena – Rex
I bet Rex would totally rap for his own theme song.
Even More Annoying C3P0 – 0-0-0
The air of condescension along with the feeling of immense pain!
Luke’s Binoculars – Macrobinoculars
Straight outta Tatooine.
Superman – Force Jump
I am surprised it isn’t Leia on this card, oh wait that would be force fly!
Supreme Leader Dead Pants – Snoke
No one really knows if he ever wore pants.
Generic Bandit A – Lotho Minor Junkers
Like Jawas but not as friendly.
Very Angry Karate Kid – Jedi Sentinel
She tried to be best ’cause your only a Jedi and a Jedi’s gotta learn to lightsaber.
Anakin Skywalker, The Early Years – Anakin Skywalker
Not his best album but there are some good songs.
Dyson Circle Fan – Plo Koon’s Starfighter
We have one of these at out house!.
I feel like there’s a golf joke in here somewhere but I donno what it is – V-1 Thermal Detonator
The gators are gonna get that ball.
That is all for this set folks. Make sure to confuse and entertain people with these or your own names to cards and dice in this game. Do you have any from this or the last list you really like? what names do you use to have fun with the game? let us know in the comments below! Time to jump…
-Kyle