Podcast: Spitting in the Stream of Consciousness

SitSoC Episode 84: Don’t get animal fur under your contact lens

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  Referenced Magic Cards: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=%22Ach%21+Hans%2C+Run%21%22 http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=LHURGOYF  

SitSoC Episode 83:Kendric’s YouTube Subscription List!

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I’m not tagging every single youtube channel that’s listed, ain’t nobody got time for that.  Sorry for the rain.  Also, I know that I said “buster sword” when we all know I meant “gunblade”.  Feel free to dump righteous fury below.  Also, I realize that Ruger doesn’t make any J-frames. […]

SitSoC Episode 82: Live at DCC2017 a week later!

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SINGING TESLA COILS THOUGH!: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricalEnginerd/ Referenced hand motion:    Used sound effect: http://www.orangefreesounds.com/badum-tss/ https://www.sickleandefrit.com/ http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/baader-meinhof-phenomenon.htm

SitSoC Episode 81:Teleportation Rules! Or sucks! It depends!

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Where we get WAAAAY too deep into why teleportation is filled with issues.  This guy gets it: https://www.quora.com/Teleportation-If-you-were-to-disappear-suddenly-how-loud-would-be-the-noise-of-the-air-filling-up-the-vacuum-youve-left Referenced video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ydJXOTf1-4 Also referenced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZLN1PN3L4I

SitSoC Episode 80: Consensual Metal Hitting

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Where Kendric unpreparedly relates almost-accurate commentary on HEMA.  Please feel free to point out where he’s wrong with cited arguments and he’ll read out your comments on the next podcast, as well as fix his opinions. Referenced image: Go buy the book for more weirdness: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1581605854/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T1_6lBszbV3GHNVE

SitSoC Episode 79: The Sorta Lost Episode

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Folks, we had some technical difficulties here and we ended up only recording 15 minutes of audio.  However, It was still amusing to me, so I figured I’d post it anyway.

SitSoC Episode 78: DCC Boozification Begin With The Nation

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Come to DCC!  We’ll be there! We definitely don’t have a box of sex toys! I think this is what we were talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fPOzX6PTHE

SitSoC Episode 77: You can’t spell Listicle with “ic”

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Where we read a fairly stupid “psychology” listicle and point out how dumb it is.  Kendric’s claim that he already knew half is almost immediately disproved.  Also, “Psychology” is SUPER sexist.   Send us your stupid lists to read!

SitSoC Episode 76:How to build out an office

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“Building out an office costs a F***ing fortune.”  – Kendric Yet another misleading title, fyi.  In reality, we learn how Kyle is able to power through awful movies and enforce coherence on them when it doesn’t belong.  

SitSoC Episode 75: The Changing Industry of Games

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