The Hyperlane Report: Way of The Force – Dice Based Pseudonyms


Way of The Force

Dice Based Pseudonyms

Welcome back to dice-based pseudonyms! If you don’t know what I am talking about, please see my previous articles here! Basically, my SO says funny things when we open up packs of Destiny and these are the results of your box openings for Way of The Force. All of these are based on just looking at the dice as we open packs not looking at the cards at all so if you get confused, look at the dice and pretend you know very little of the Star Wars universe, haha, I don’t want to waste to much time talking so let’s just get into it!

Anakins Electric Cheese Cutter – Anakin Skywalker’s Podracer

It slices! It dices! It was built by a child!

Anakin Skywalker's Podracer

Oh fucking shit! its Jar Jar Binks – Gungan Warrior

Racist!

Gungan Warrior

Angry Podracer – Sebulba

Well he is pretty freaking angry and just a jerk in general…

Sebulba

 

Q – DJ

Names with a letter are always confusing so just say whatever letter you want!

DJ

Sand Bus – Imperial Troop Transport

Greyhound has nothing on these guys

Imperial Troop Transport

Krombopulos Michael – Underhanded Tactics

Here he goes killing again!

Underhanded Tactics

 Alien Mobster – Trusted Informant

Fashion? Check. Shady Local? Check. All we need is a huge pile of cocaine!

Trusted Informant

Cone-head Jones – Boss Nass

May I have 55 words with you?

Boss Nass

Just Jabba the Hut – Jabba the Hutt

There one in every family … I think?

Jabba the Hutt

The Claaaaaaaaw! – Executioner’s Axe

Ohhhh, watch your self! It’s the Claw!

Executioner's Axe

Admiral So and So – Firmus Piett

How many different admirals are there in Star Wars again? Go count, I’ll wait.

Firmus Piett

Just some Guns – CR-2 Heavy Blaster

It is just the one gun really…

CR-2 Heavy Blaster

Sand Skater – Resistance Crait Speeder

It technically is kind of just skating on the ground.

Resistance Crait Speeder

Josie and the Pussycats – Force Sensitive Outcast

It is really just Josie or one of the pussycats but they are totally in a band

Force Sensitive Outcast

Make sure to use these to confuse your friends and judges at events! Stay tuned for another part next week! Time to Jump!

-Kyle

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